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Date: March 25, 2005
Subject: Satan's Beatitudes
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If the devil, whom we don't hear much about today, were to write his Beatitudes, they would possibly go something like this:

"Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church.
*They are my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked.
*I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they may stop going to Church.
*They are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's nerves.
*They are mine forever.

Blessed are the troublemakers.
*They shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray.
*They are easy prey for me.

Blessed are the complainers.
*I'm all ears for them.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not yourself.
*I've got you.

-Author Unknown